As the saying goes, many a true work is spoken in jest...
Q: What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?
A: An offer you can't understand
Q: What do you call a REALLY corrupt lawyer?
A: "Your Honour..."
Q: What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra?
A: Taller
Q: What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?
A: One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute?
A: A prostitute will stop screwing you when you're dead.
Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?
A: The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and God?
A: God doesn't think he's a lawyer.
Q: Why does the law society prohibit lawyers having sex with their clients?
A: To prevent clients from being billed twice for the same service.
Q: What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?
A: Stick his bill up his ass.
Q: Why don't lawyers go to the beach?
A: Cats keep trying to bury them.
Q: What's the difference between a mosquito and a lawyer?
A: One is a blood-sucking parasite, the other is an insect.
Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?
A: After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.
Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and God?
A: God doesn't think he's a lawyer.
Q: What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?
A: There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
Q: Why won't sharks attack lawyers?
A: Professional courtesy.