Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall,
The people had spoken, that’s it for the grits,
But Humpty givin’ up power?? Well that was the shits.
So Government House was the next port-of-call
To see if there was any hope left at all.
You have three weeks to give it one final shot,
Or it’s out the door on your ass, ya little snot.
Well, the day for the vote of non-confidence came,
And the speaker called each member by name.
The green Watermelons lent some help to their friend,
But, alas, the tories and aliants won out in the end.
So with a mighty crash and a helluva shudder,
The snobby liberal regime was finally in the gutter.
It rocked THE PEOPLES HOUSE to it’s very foundation,
Which sent a helluvan earthquake through the politbureau of the nation.
So the Humpty Dumpty empire came to a crashing f----- end.
And for the people of New Brunswick,
ALLELUIA AND AMEN!!!!!!!!
GOD SAVE THE QUEEEEEEEEEEEEEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
