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Anonymous Tip Tells Grime Poppers Blogger is Armed and Dangerous
by André Faust (April 1, 2017)
Hot of the press, the Blogger has been disintegrated by a new phaser rifle that was purchased by the city of Phredericton. Mayor Spikey said the 1,000,000 was worth spending because it is the latest technology that is 10,000 years ahead of it's time. Police Chief Sphich had made a request saying that it is a must tool to keep the citizens of Phredericton safe.
Last night they had their chance to use the new toy when an anonymous caller Grime Poppers and told them that the Blogger was armed and dangerous. Using that tip Phredericton Police, in a military style of attack raided the blogger’s residence and vaporised him without question with their latest phaser rifle.
It was later revealed that there was no truth to the allegation about the Blogger being armed and dangerous. When Chief Sphich was asked about it. She said that “it was just a clerical error from Grime Poppers, it's unfortunate but accidents do happen. We have to move on and turn a new page.”
It was later revealed that there was no truth to the allegation about the Blogger being armed and dangerous. When Chief Sphich was asked about it. She said that “it was just a clerical error from Grime Poppers, it's unfortunate but accidents do happen. We have to move on and turn a new page.”
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