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Monday, 27 July 2015
Sunday, 26 July 2015
Saturday, 25 July 2015
Fredericton Mayor Brad Woodside and Dan Bussieres spotted near Officer's Square in Fredericton!!!
Charles,My friends, here we have the mayor of all mayors in the history of this great country. He is, beyond all doubt, the glue that holds this city together. I mean, hell, he might loose his car every now and again, but who ta hell gives a rat's ass about that.
But on the flip side, folks, we see our famous pain-in-the-ass blogger and humungusly jack-ass sergeant-at-arms runnin' all over hell makin' complete, absolute and total dorks of themselves. One carries a camera, the other carries a mace. One drives everybody around the f----n' bend, the other drives a bike on the sidewalk with no helmet. One aspires to clean up THE PEOPLES HOUSE, the other aspires to one day regain admittance to MOI MAISON.
They look so damn much alike, they could very, very easily be passed off as the BOOBSIE TWINS.
But, in all actuality, when it all boils down, they are nuttin ' more than a very, very close-knit pair of Quebec Nordiques fans awaiting their grandiose return from oblivion, which, as we all now know is not too f----n' far off. SO, MOVE OVER ALL YOU COMMUNIST HABS FANS, THE NORDS ARE COMIN', THE NORDS ARE COMIN'..
LONG LIVE MAYOR WOODSIDE, THE BEST MAYOR OF 'EM ALL. LONG LIVE THE NORDIQUES. VIVE LE QUEBECOIS. GOD SAVE THE QUEEEEEEEEN!!!!
LUV YA!!!!
As the saying goes, many a true work is spoken in jest...
As the saying goes, many a true work is spoken in jest...
Q: What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?
A: An offer you can't understand
Q: What do you call a REALLY corrupt lawyer? A: "Your Honour..."
Q: What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra? A: Taller
Q: What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer? A: One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute? A: A prostitute will stop screwing you when you're dead.
Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture? A: The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and God? A: God doesn't think he's a lawyer.
Q: Why does the law society prohibit lawyers having sex with their clients? A: To prevent clients from being billed twice for the same service.
Q: What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should? A: Stick his bill up his ass.
Q: Why don't lawyers go to the beach? A: Cats keep trying to bury them.
Q: What's the difference between a mosquito and a lawyer? A: One is a blood-sucking parasite, the other is an insect.
Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech? A: After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.
Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and God? A: God doesn't think he's a lawyer.
Q: What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road? A: There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
Q: Why won't sharks attack lawyers? A: Professional courtesy.
Q: What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?
A: An offer you can't understand
Q: What do you call a REALLY corrupt lawyer? A: "Your Honour..."
Q: What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra? A: Taller
Q: What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer? A: One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute? A: A prostitute will stop screwing you when you're dead.
Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture? A: The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and God? A: God doesn't think he's a lawyer.
Q: Why does the law society prohibit lawyers having sex with their clients? A: To prevent clients from being billed twice for the same service.
Q: What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should? A: Stick his bill up his ass.
Q: Why don't lawyers go to the beach? A: Cats keep trying to bury them.
Q: What's the difference between a mosquito and a lawyer? A: One is a blood-sucking parasite, the other is an insect.
Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech? A: After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.
Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and God? A: God doesn't think he's a lawyer.
Q: What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road? A: There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
Q: Why won't sharks attack lawyers? A: Professional courtesy.
Friday, 24 July 2015
Fredericton Police Officers will not ticket Kids riding their Bicycles without Helmets!!!
But I will admit this female Cop was confronted by some sassy kids...one of them said - Hey??? Can I use your gun????
Yesterday, I walked in front of King's Place and three Cops were there because the youths were ban from the place but kids rode their bicycle on the sidewalk but nothing was said by the Cops!!!
I just shook my head in disbelief and took this picture!!
What about this kid who was totally ignore by Racist Cop John Lally????
But yet...a adult black guy was stopped by the Cops and questioned because he was exercising without a helmet.
Something IS VERY wrong in Fredericton!!!!
Maybe if they would let the kids ride their bicycle on the trails? There wouldn't be any problems in the Downtown area......but that would be a too easy solution!!
People's Alliance leader Kris Austin wants explanation for unfair removal of Commissionaire Wayne Grant!!!!
People's Alliance leader Kris Austin wants explanation for unfair removal of Commissionaire Wayne Grant
July 23rd, 2015
People's Alliance leader Kris Austin says there is an absolute injustice to the way in which Wayne Grant was treated by the Government Department head and the Official Language Commissioner's office.
Mr. Grant, a Fredericton Commissionaire, was ordered to be removed from his position after a complaint had been submitted to the office of the Language Commissioner.
While performing his duties, Mr. Grant (who is a unilingual Anglophone), was greeted by a member of the public who asked for service in French. Mr. Grant responded that he could not speak French but he would be happy to find another employee who could provide service in the requested language. The Commissionaire then proceeded to find a bilingual staff member to immediately assist the individual requesting service in French. Shortly thereafter, a complaint was filed to the Language commissioner’s office which resulted in the removal of Mr. Grant from the building.
Mr. Grant had been in the position for 12 years and is 10 months away from retirement (he has since been transferred). He now occupies a chair in the parking lot.
“The Official Languages Act's intent is to ensure government services can be provided, in either English or French in throughout the province,” says leader Kris Austin. “It is not a mandate to force each public service employee to be bilingual.
Mr. Austin says that this is another bad example of treating unilingual civil servants as second class employees, and is demanding that such unethical actions by our government be stopped.
“Someone within government owes Mr. Grant an apology and a complete reinstatement”, says Austin. “This witch-hunt against unilingual civil servants must come to an end.”
The People's Alliance leader says that as government, his party will make the necessary changes to return the Official Languages Act to its true intent of ensuring that government services can be provided in both Official Languages. He says the current way it is being implemented is egregious, unfair, and costly.
For you newcomers? Here's the video -
Thursday, 23 July 2015
River Valley Obedience Club to have Dog Event this Saturday!!!!
http://www.rivervalleyobedienceclub.ca/River_Valley_Obedience_and_Field_Trial_Club/Home.html
BLOGGER FOUND OUT YESTERDAY THAT HIS LIFE WAS ALL OVER!!!
I went with a friend for lunch at the diplomat yesterday and we were both asked - Are you over 65 for the discount? IT'S OVER!!!
Sadly we are in our mid 50s.....
It was quite a ride!!!!
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