People with Authority in New Brunswick Canada uses Power to Jail Blogger Charles LeBlanc!!! PART ONE!!!!!
Well Charlie, where to begin. It seems like only yesterday that you left the little town of Memremcook to seek the good fortunes of fame and stardom. Landing in the great city of Saint John, you rubbed shoulders with none other than, you guessed it, THE IRVINGS!!! From there you came to know many faces and personalities among Saint John's elite society including many faces in their very, very distinguished journalistic field. And, oh, how well indeed, things were going, until the day when you had your most unfortunate run-in with the GREATER SAINT JOHN CHAPTER OF THE KGB, filmed on camera for all the world to see. So with the leg of a self-righteous city copper across your wind-pipe, the hijacking of your camera and some sort of kakamony criminal charge, which was thrown ta hell outta court and into the city septic system, it was off to the capital. And little did you know, Charlie, just what an enormous impact you would have or the star and celebrity you would become. Your achievememts, my friend, are far, far too numerous to mention. So many of them stand out, like the day we all woke up to hear about some idiot camping out on the front lawn of our very sacred HOUSE OF REPRESENTIVES!!!! Welcome to the Capital City, Mr. LeBlanc!!!! Your famous video of the ghestapo kickin' the shit out of an innocent downtown bar patron comes to mind, as well as your many interesting interviews with our most beloved mayor, one BRADLEY WOODSIDE; May He Live Forever!!!!
Ya gotta love the day when you were issued your official citation of bannishment from our democratic HOUSE OF THE PEOPLE, MOI MAISON!!!! This being your official introduction to our beloved, self important loud mouth, Daniel Bussieres!!! Numerous ensuing altercations with said dinkhead among many, as well with the local posse stand as major hilites!!!!
The idiot copper issuing you a citation for cycling on the sidewalk, THREE WEEKS AFTER THE FACT, while in the background, we see an equally guilty party doing the same damn thing WITHOUT A HELMET and he does absolutely SFA!!!! DEMOCRACY AT IT'S FINEST, my friend!!
And then, of course, we see Dapper Dan the suicide bomber, detonater in hand, coming at you ready to PUSH THE BUTTON.
We could go on and on, my friend, from here, on into eternity. YOU GET MY DRIFT, and we would merely scratch the surface.
We have but scratched the surface of your accomplishments since the day you set foot in our fair city.
The local constabularly thank you, the City of Fredericton thanks you, our provincial MLA's thank you, and above all, pal, DAN BUSSIERES THANKS YOU A THOUSAND TIMES OVER!!!!
Well Charlie, where to begin. It seems like only yesterday that you left the little town of Memremcook to seek the good fortunes of fame and stardom. Landing in the great city of Saint John, you rubbed shoulders with none other than, you guessed it, THE IRVINGS!!! From there you came to know many faces and personalities among Saint John's elite society including many faces in their very, very distinguished journalistic field. And, oh, how well indeed, things were going, until the day when you had your most unfortunate run-in with the GREATER SAINT JOHN CHAPTER OF THE KGB, filmed on camera for all the world to see. So with the leg of a self-righteous city copper across your wind-pipe, the hijacking of your camera and some sort of kakamony criminal charge, which was thrown ta hell outta court and into the city septic system, it was off to the capital. And little did you know, Charlie, just what an enormous impact you would have or the star and celebrity you would become. Your achievememts, my friend, are far, far too numerous to mention. So many of them stand out, like the day we all woke up to hear about some idiot camping out on the front lawn of our very sacred HOUSE OF REPRESENTIVES!!!! Welcome to the Capital City, Mr. LeBlanc!!!! Your famous video of the ghestapo kickin' the shit out of an innocent downtown bar patron comes to mind, as well as your many interesting interviews with our most beloved mayor, one BRADLEY WOODSIDE; May He Live Forever!!!! Ya gotta love the day when you were issued your official citation of bannishment from our democratic HOUSE OF THE PEOPLE, MOI MAISON!!!! This being your official introduction to our beloved, self important loud mouth, Daniel Bussieres!!! Numerous ensuing altercations with said dinkhead among many, as well with the local posse stand as major hilites The idiot copper issuing you a citation for cycling on the sidewalk, THREE WEEKS AFTER THE FACT, while in the background, we see an equally guilty party doing the same damn thing WITHOUT A HELMET and he does absolutely SFA!!!! DEMOCRACY AT IT'S FINEST, my friend!! And then, of course, we see Dapper Dan the suicide bomber, detonater in hand, coming at you ready to PUSH THE BUTTON. We could go on and on, my friend, from here, on into eternity. YOU GET MY DRIFT, and we would merely scratch the surface. We have but scratched the surface of your accomplishments since the day you set foot in our fair city. The local constabularly thank you, the City of Fredericton thanks you, our provincial MLA's thank you, and above all, pal, DAN BUSSIERES THANKS YOU A THOUSAND TIMES OVER!!!!
Well Charlie, where to begin. It seems like only yesterday that you left the little town of Memremcook to seek the good fortunes of fame and stardom. Landing in the great city of Saint John, you rubbed shoulders with none other than, you guessed it, THE IRVINGS!!! From there you came to know many faces and personalities among Saint John's elite society including many faces in their very, very distinguished journalistic field. And, oh, how well indeed, things were going, until the day when you had your most unfortunate run-in with the GREATER SAINT JOHN CHAPTER OF THE KGB, filmed on camera for all the world to see. So with the leg of a self-righteous city copper across your wind-pipe, the hijacking of your camera and some sort of kakamony criminal charge, which was thrown ta hell outta court and into the city septic system, it was off to the capital. And little did you know, Charlie, just what an enormous impact you would have or the star and celebrity you would become. Your achievememts, my friend, are far, far too numerous to mention. So many of them stand out, like the day we all woke up to hear about some idiot camping out on the front lawn of our very sacred HOUSE OF REPRESENTIVES!!!! Welcome to the Capital City, Mr. LeBlanc!!!! Your famous video of the ghestapo kickin' the shit out of an innocent downtown bar patron comes to mind, as well as your many interesting interviews with our most beloved mayor, one BRADLEY WOODSIDE; May He Live Forever!!!!
ReplyDeleteYa gotta love the day when you were issued your official citation of bannishment from our democratic HOUSE OF THE PEOPLE, MOI MAISON!!!! This being your official introduction to our beloved, self important loud mouth, Daniel Bussieres!!! Numerous ensuing altercations with said dinkhead among many, as well with the local posse stand as major hilites
The idiot copper issuing you a citation for cycling on the sidewalk, THREE WEEKS AFTER THE FACT, while in the background, we see an equally guilty party doing the same damn thing WITHOUT A HELMET and he does absolutely SFA!!!! DEMOCRACY AT IT'S FINEST, my friend!!
And then, of course, we see Dapper Dan the suicide bomber, detonater in hand, coming at you ready to PUSH THE BUTTON.
We could go on and on, my friend, from here, on into eternity. YOU GET MY DRIFT, and we would merely scratch the surface.
We have but scratched the surface of your accomplishments since the day you set foot in our fair city.
The local constabularly thank you, the City of Fredericton thanks you, our provincial MLA's thank you, and above all, pal, DAN BUSSIERES THANKS YOU A THOUSAND TIMES OVER!!!!
LUV YA!!!!