Can you see it???
Lordy, Lordy, good God almighty, and holy shit, Charlie, they gotcha on the death list and ya aint even old yet. A loud mouth, a major f----n' pain-in-the-ass, and quite possibly one foot in the grave,YES, but in no way whatsoever are you dead. Hell, man, YOU AINT EVEN A NUISCENCE!!!!
Anybody who is anybody, pal, knows all too well that one does not appear on the obituary page of the local morning newspaper UNLESS YOU HAVE MADE YOUR GRAND ESCAPE FROM THIS WORLD. And as we are all too well aware, CHARLIE LeBLANC STILL WALKS AMONG US!!!!
For the Irvings to blatently insinuate that our great and highly, highly esteemed blogger has cashed in his chips and is now an angel among us, give yerself a damn good slap and WAKE TA F--- UP. He is still here, lurkin' in da shadows, terrorizin' da hell outta anyboby and everybody who has da very balls to cross his path.
And if, by some absolute and total freak of nature, you might spot him jay walkin', ridin' his bike on da sidewalk "with or without a helmet", tellin' a politician ta "Shove It". or raising the blood pressure of some unsuspecting member of the local posse, fear not, it aint yer imagination. THIS IDIOT IS STILL ON THE LOOSE!!!! BEWARE!!!! KEEP LOOKIN' OVER YER SHOULDER!!!! CONSIDER YERSELF WARNED!!!!