by André Faust (April 1, 2017)
Hot of the press, the Blogger has been disintegrated by a new phaser rifle that was purchased by the city of Phredericton. Mayor Spikey said the 1,000,000 was worth spending because it is the latest technology that is 10,000 years ahead of it's time. Police Chief Sphich had made a request saying that it is a must tool to keep the citizens of Phredericton safe.
Last night they had their chance to use the new toy when an anonymous caller Grime Poppers and told them that the Blogger was armed and dangerous. Using that tip Phredericton Police, in a military style of attack raided the blogger’s residence and vaporised him without question with their latest phaser rifle.
It was later revealed that there was no truth to the allegation about the Blogger being armed and dangerous. When Chief Sphich was asked about it. She said that “it was just a clerical error from Grime Poppers, it's unfortunate but accidents do happen. We have to move on and turn a new page.”
It was later revealed that there was no truth to the allegation about the Blogger being armed and dangerous. When Chief Sphich was asked about it. She said that “it was just a clerical error from Grime Poppers, it's unfortunate but accidents do happen. We have to move on and turn a new page.”
The Left Eye
Seriously pathetic post - not funny and insulting to the intelligence of a 3 year old. It doesn't work as an April Fool's day "joke" or anything else - puerile, pathetic and demeaning to the few people who bother to visit this site. Mr Faust, your influence of Charles does not go unnoticed and is turning this blogsite into advertising for your ego and your painfully tedious blogsite. Signing out and signing off - never going to bother visiting this site again - there is no longer any message or point to it!
ReplyDeleteGee "anonymous" do you have a habit of visiting webpages you don't like?
ReplyDeleteSounds like you have way too much time on your hands, or, you're just a hater with nothing better to hate on.