Stephen Harper Loses Bid For Overlord of the Underworld

Reblogged The Left eye (Oct 13, 2015)

Hades – Former Prime Minister Stephen Harper fails to oust Lucifer.

In an unprecedented move, Harper attempted to take over Lucifer’s parliament of hell. According to Lucifer’s public relations officer. Harper was caught trying to stack Lucifer’s dark parliament with his minions of fallen angles, Mike Duffy, Patrick Brazeau and Pamela Wallin and others. Harper is quoted to have said; to Abaddon “You won’t recognize Hell when I’m through with it” It will become known as Harper’s hell. Abaddon being an avid supporter of Lucifer reported Harpers intentions to his boss Lucifer.

Lucifer realizing that Harpers over ambition for power instructed Beelzebub cast harper to in to the sea of forever and send him back to Canada.

Harpers final plea the legion that he was not attempting to over through Lucifer. Harper argued, that In order to keep the burning inferno going, it would be cost effective to get cheap oil from Canada to keep the furnace hell operating at peak capacity. According to Chair demon Lucifer. “Mr. Harper you lied, cheated had secret meetings to undermine your fellow mortal Canadians. If this is what you did to your fellow mortals, what will you do to me to advance yourself?” At that point, Lucifer gave the thumbs down and Beelzebub Cast the Harperman out.