As the saying goes, many a true work is spoken in jest...

As the saying goes, many a true work is spoken in jest...

Q: What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

A: An offer you can't understand

Q: What do you call a REALLY corrupt lawyer? A: "Your Honour..."

Q: What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra? A: Taller

Q: What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer? A: One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.

Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute? A: A prostitute will stop screwing you when you're dead.

Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture? A: The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.

Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and God? A: God doesn't think he's a lawyer.

Q: Why does the law society prohibit lawyers having sex with their clients? A: To prevent clients from being billed twice for the same service.

Q: What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should? A: Stick his bill up his ass.

Q: Why don't lawyers go to the beach? A: Cats keep trying to bury them.

Q: What's the difference between a mosquito and a lawyer? A: One is a blood-sucking parasite, the other is an insect.

Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech? A: After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.

Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and God? A: God doesn't think he's a lawyer.

Q: What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road? A: There are skid marks in front of the skunk.

Q: Why won't sharks attack lawyers? A: Professional courtesy.