How come the media haven't covered Dan Bussieres returning to the New Brunswick Legislature???

Hey Dan, how's it hangin', ya ole fart??? I know, bein' Saturday night n' all, ya sat back, like any man should, put yer feet up turned on the hockey game and put away a few ice cold Molson Canadians, eh??? And what better way to do that, ole boy, than to fire up the airwaves of the darlin's of the media, the done-b'fore-Christmas, TORONA MAPLE BUDS!!!! Well hell, man that's akin ta watchin' paint dry, shovelin' snow, or gittin' da cold shoulder frum da blogger. You know who I mean, doncha man?? Charlie LeBlanc?? Have ya ever met Charlie??? If ya haven't, man, yer in fer a real treat. He'll inerduce hisself one day somewhere on the most honorable and sacred grounds of MOI MAISON!!! Tho he will probably blend in with a host of other horses arses around there, 'cause ya know damn well, when is choppers are flappin', he's blowin' bullshit all over hells half acre. He'd make a great f----n' politician. I'll tell ya rite here and now, Dan, my man, THE two rarest sightin's 'round here lately, are a blogger with a brain and anyone brave enough to wear a Maple Leaf jacket in the public domain. Or, indeed, an intelligent politician. If ya ever see any of these, Danny, do me a huge, huge favor and send me a picture so that I may be party to this spectical, as well. It's gotta be priceless. Yer a helluva guy, Danny, keep 'er goin'.